God Bless America: Yell at Your Toilet, Earn $19,000 (Best of MGS)
Posted by MichaelGroff on May 20, 2010 | Filed under Podcasts
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It’s another edition of the BEST of the Michael Groff Show, featuring great moments, classic bits and all the awesome stuff from over the years.
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Segment 1:
The only logical thing for a school to do when confronted with the idea of lesbians coming to prom…cancel the prom of course!
Life’s hard when you have ED… I mean it’s probably not that impotent but if you’re taking drugs to help with your erectile dysfunction than I HAD BETTER START TALKING LOUDER!
You mean it isn’t standard procedure for a dentist to rub his genitals against you?
“How completely insulting! How dare you offer me five million dollars to manage a baseball team… the nerve!”
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Segment 2:
CBS Radio can’t understand why their FM talk stations are such failures. Maybe… and I’m just throwing this out there… if your business model weren’t centered around Howard Stern imitators… you know what? Don’t worry about it I’m sure it will all work out for you.
Only in America can you get paid to yell at your toilet.
All of the TV/radio evangelists cause Jeff and I to begin our own radio ministry… our religion? the almighty dollar.
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Segment 3:
When the Colorado Rockies were in the world series in 2007, it became rather obvious that sports writers and fans living in Denver weren’t overly knowledgeable about sports.
Liberal radio host Randi Rhodes was mugged outside her Manhattan Apartment, or was she? Either way, it’s a good excuse for fellow Liberal hosts to blame Conservative hosts, talk radio, George Bush and the man in the moon for their woes.
No Good deed goes unpunished. Bank of America employee helps catch a bank robber. B-of-A is so thankful that they reward such a noble act with a pink slip.
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