Go Ahead and Tase Him Bro

An attempted terror attack in Times Square. Homeland Security works quickly to nearly dislocate their shoulder in an attempt to pat themselves on the back… meanwhile they accidentally found the suspect.

It may sound like a fun idea to run on to the field at a sporting event, but it’s always an idea you’ll regret. One person learned this lesson the inevitable hard way when storming the field during the 8th inning at Citizens Bank Park in Philadelphia. After the overweight security guards were unable to catch the wiry teen, they went to the taser–and as usual it did the job just fine. Was it necessary? How many times will this guy ever storm the field at a sporting event again? There’s your answer.

For the first time in recent history, government job growth is outpacing that of the private sector. A sign of an economy that could best be described as a snake eating it’s tail.

The BP public relations nightmare is in full effect as millions of gallons of oil spill into the Gulf of Mexico and CEO Tony Hayward seems to be unsympathetic to the fisherman and others that help drive the economy along the Gulf coast.

Severe flooding in Nashville, TN claims the lives of ten thus far and has injured many others. Property damage in the tens of millions of dollars and certainly growing in the wake of the 100-year flood.

Also on this Episode: The pop chart with even more Lady Gaga than ever before.

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