Iran, Boldy Going Where Everyone Else Has Gone Before

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Believe it or not, the Iranians have a space program.  Tehran announced that they had successfully sent a monkey into space and returned it safely to Earth.  Of course, the word “safe” is relative when talking about the Iranians, nevertheless we congratulate them on their bold endeavor into the middle 20th century.

 

Slightly More Serious News

 

North Korea appears to be testing a long range missile with the potential of reaching as far away as the U.S. west coast.  This is a continuation of North Korea’s nuclear ambitions and the members of the U.N. security council see this as a clear threat to the safety of the world.  Has the North gone a bit too far?  China has expressed concerns with regard to their arms race… question answered.

This news comes on the heels of reports that food shortages in the nation have reached critical levels.  Media outlets have even reported cannibalism is occurring in the more remote sections of country.

 

Also On This Episode

 

–  Remember the double murder that Ray Lewis of the Baltimore Ravens was involved in?  The media seems to have forgotten it in their fluff pieces leading up to the Superbowl.

 

–  105-year old woman is a) the oldest woman to use social media, b) the oldest woman to pass a driving test, c) has a perfect driving record over the past 86 years, d) all of the above … what?

 

–  Two strippers, one dollar, no class.

 

–  Joan Rivers thinks the first lady’s new do is a “don’t”.  I’m sure there’s a reason that her opinion is supposed to matter, but I just can’t recall that might be.

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One Response to “Iran, Boldy Going Where Everyone Else Has Gone Before”

  1. Ginny Sullivan Says:
    August 15, 2015 at 7:36 pm

    Two Strippers fighting over a dollar bill lol

    Your rant about Joan Rivers Oh M G I thought was spot on! She was a harsh woman. (I agree completely with you on her)

    Ray Lewis was there a gag order on his case? SMH

    North Korea I agree with you on that.

    :) <3