Who Counterfeits a $1 Bill, Really?! (Best Of MGS)

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It’s time for more great flashbacks… it’s the BEST of the Michael Groff Show. Great Moments, classic bits and everything in the attic of our past. This episode features highlights from 2004-2005.
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Segment 1:

Soccer fans acting just like… typical soccer fans. Following the death of Pope John Paul II, soccer fans in the UK were asked to observe a moment of silence, not only did they not heed this idea, but wait ’til you hear what else occurred.

Hackers may have stolen information for more than 310,000 people from LexusNexus. Included in the stolen information were social security numbers, drivers license numbers, credit card information, criminal background and more.

The Japanese have created a small, walking, man shaped robot for home security and entertainment. The robot’s price is fairly affordable… for a robot I guess… at just over $5,000… and what a list of features it can do… literally 7’s of operations!

People that counterfeit $1 bills… too stupid to live or too pitiful to kill.

Evil evil downloading of music.
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Segment 2:

Disgruntled Voice Guy is obsessed with some really bad music–like “Flashdance”. No wonder he hasn’t been on the show in years.

A distant explosion in space had such tremendous force, it briefly impacted earth’s upper atmosphere.

A clothing optional restaurant opening in Manhattan… in February? I’m guessing the owner didn’t go to Harvard Business School.

…Because we just can’t get enough of the “crazy frog” ring tone. Now the tone and associated app include the frog wearing a motorcycle helmet and goggles… oh and one more thing… did somebody say frog penis?
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Segment 3:

Rush pilLimbaugh’s medical records were released to investigators and apparently that’s upsetting to Mr. Limbaugh and his attorney. You’d be upset too if evidence you were trying to cover up showed that you were guilty.

Male circumcision may reduce the risk of contracting HIV/AIDS, but is it really worth the trade off?

The 2012 summer games are going to the most obvious choice ever. When I think of summer games, hot sun, swimming, track-and-field, baseball and everything summer, I immediately think of…. London?

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