Blight Wing: Mike Huckabee says Doritos Pushing the Gay Agenda
Posted by MichaelGroff on October 9, 2015 | Filed under Podcasts, Uncategorized
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Having fought bravely alongside liar, hypocrite and potential felon Kim Davis just a few weeks ago, Presidential hopeful Mike Huckabee has turned his ire (and sub one percent polling numbers) toward another worthy enemy of the far right Conservative movement. Indeed the former Arkansas governor has found the double secret conspiracy of the Frito-Lay corporation and their devious plot to further the gay agenda. You can’t make this up… really.
Huckabee wrote a letter to Frito-Lay (the creator of Doritos) regarding a campaign they recently ran whereby if you donated $10, they would send you a bag of special Rainbow chips. Apparently this effort by Doritos was in combination with a charity that fights against bullying toward individuals within the LGBT community. We can only assume that by the Huckabee-transitive-property-of-lunacy that if a company is trying to stop bullying toward a minority group (in this case LGBT) then they are evil, deviant children of Satan and must be stopped at all costs.
I simply don’t understand where people get the idea that the conservative-right hates gay people. It’s a real head-scratcher.
ELECTION 2016
Despite being 13 months away from the 2016 election, the debates have been heated within the GOP. Accusations, rhetoric, name-calling, finger-pointing, gaffes, roaring applause, jeering, heckling and outrageous behavior have already emerged… and that’s just Donald Trump. During this episode the candidates are analyzed and satirized thoroughly, what else would you expect?
Highlights include:
- Ben Carson, despite being a well accomplished neurosurgeon doesn’t believe in evolution. Still, he gains popularity.
- Chris Christie is proud to spy on you and strand you on a bridge if you disagree.
- Ted Cruz is Herb Tarlek come to life.
- Jeb Bush: Nice guy, but don’t you dare think about going to Planned Parenthood while he’s president.
- Carly Fiorina is really against marijuana but must have been smoking something while she was running HP.
- Rand Paul is against the war in Iraq, pro legalization of marijuana, apparently hates Chris Christie but is still a few chromosomes short of a complete set.
- Marco Rubio just quietly watching everyone else melee.
- No one cares about John Kasich… yeah he’s the guy from Ohio.
- Most everyone wants to build a giant wall, can’t mention God enough and really wants to spend a LOT on the military
ALSO ON THIS EPISODE…
- Arizona Hispanic Heritage month is here… so one local news outlet decided to pay tribute to that most honorable of individuals, convicted rapist and kidnapper Ernesto Miranda. Good job local media.
- 15 year old student threatens to kill all the girls at school if they don’t show him nudes… Hugh Hefner unavailable for comment.
- The pop chart features Taylor Swift, Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez… oh joy.
October 9, 2015 at 8:31 pm
he lives!
Glad to have you back Mike
October 22, 2015 at 10:37 am
Glad your back. I need my MGS fix.