You Divorce Me, I Pay You…Yep That Seems Fair

President Barack Obama approves of off-shore drilling. The operations would take place near the east coast of the United States beginning in the next few years. Were this story published 24 hours later I would think for sure it was an April Fools joke.

An autistic man has correctly picked the first 60 games of the NCAA tournament! With insane odds stacked against him, can he pick the final three games accurately?

Bad idea, stealing a woman’s handbag. Worse idea, stealing a cop’s handbag. Excessively dumbass idea, stealing cop’s handbag in a room full of cops.

Could congressional votes have been paid for? As unbelievable as such an idea may seem, the passage of the most recent health care reform may not be completely on the up-and-up. The Sunlight foundation is investigating the money and paper trail to see if certain votes may have been bought. In congress? never!

Uma Thurman really brings ’em to the box office, her latest movie brings in an incredible $130.00. Guess how many people saw the movie on Sunday.

Wearing a shirt that says “HIV Positive” is probably not the best way to express the optimistic side of the Human Immunodeficiency Virus.

Frank McCourt, owner of the Los Angeles Dodgers is ensconced in a messy divorce with his wife Jamie. She is demanding spousal support of $1,000,000 per month. I wonder if anyone still believes it’s a man’s world and that our divorce laws are even remotely equitable? Jamie says that she has become accustom to a specific lifestyle–I’m sure Frank became accustom to being married and having regular sex, but it’s divorce so time to get unaccustomed to that lifestyle.

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