Episodes
The “Zipcode Famous” Michael Groff Show. The boundary between common sense and insanity. Where satire, reality, cynicism, humor and the general stupidity of mankind intersect. Political and sociological commentary, plus what’s happening in Mike’s world.
January 2019
October 2018
August 2018
- 29: Senator John McCain Dead at Age 81.
- 15: ABBA is Overrated
- 01: ♫ The Internet Killed the Video Star ♫
July 2018
- 27: Think You Had a Bad Day?
- 21: Let’s Talk About Something Else…
- 19: Watch Me Do A 180, Double-Negative, Russian Flip-Flop (1)
- 13: Mother Nature Vs. Ironically Named Grocery Store
- 06: Trump’s Tariffic Treatment of Allies (2)
January 2018
- 02: The 20 Worst Songs of 2017 (2)
October 2017
- 20: The Camera is Rolling… Put Your Pants On! (2)
- 11: Dis-Pence-Sing the Anthem (1)
- 03: Sin City Slaughter (2)
September 2017
January 2016
- 14: Why Make Trillions When We Could Make… Billions?
- 11: Get Used to the Phrase: “President Hillary Clinton”
December 2015
- 23: The 20 Worst Songs of 2015
- 03: Tragedy Strikes San Bernardino
- 01: Climate Change Where? Florida Celebrates 10 Years Without Hurricane
November 2015
- 19: #Slacktivism
- 17: Syriasly, We Don’t Want These Refugees (2)
- 16: 2015: the Year of Terror for Paris
- 12: Holy Christmas! It’s Just a Cup.
- 10: Today on ‘Things Ben Carson Knows Nothing About’: The Pyramids (2)
October 2015
- 29: CNBC Teaches Us How Not to Run a Debate (1)
- 26: Sesame Street Introduces Autistic Character, What Could Go Wrong?
- 23: There’s Always Next Year? (2)
- 20: Landfill Fires Next to Nuclear Waste… Finally a City That Makes Detroit Seem Habitable
- 16: Arizona GOP Embarrasses the State Again, is it Thursday Already? (1)
- 14: “The American People Are Sick and Tired of Hearing About Your Damn Emails” (2)
- 13: Nudity or Articles, Guess Which One You Won’t Find in Playboy Soon
- 12: Best Legal Defense: “Jay-Z And the Illuminati Made Me Do It”
- 09: Blight Wing: Mike Huckabee says Doritos Pushing the Gay Agenda (2)
February 2015
January 2015
- 30: “…Our top story tonight, Tom Brady has a cold… EVERYBODY PANIC!” (3)
- 23: ♫ I Just Caught a Horrible Virus, Now I’m Going to Disneyland. ♫ (1)
- 12: Australia Wins Best Law of the Day: Molest a Shark, $10,000 Fine. (3)
- 09: “…and a Roofie Colada for my companion, please.” (3)
February 2014
December 2013
October 2013
- 17: The Shutdown, Part II: Coming This January to a Federal Government Near You (1)
- 01: Shut Down (5)
May 2013
- 23: A Town No Moore (4)
February 2013
- 28: We’re Just Here to do the Michael Groff Show Shuffle (2)
- 05: U Mad Bro? (1)
January 2013
- 28: Iran, Boldy Going Where Everyone Else Has Gone Before (1)
- 21: I’m Sorry, Opinions Are Only Allowed in the “Free Speech Zone” (1)
- 14: Taxation Without Lubrication (2)
- 10: Because You Can’t Spell Nanny State Without N.Y. (2)
- 08: Congress is Now Less Popular than Nickelback (1)
- 07: You Voted For It: $1 Trillion in New Taxes? (3)
- 03: $omething $mell$ Like Pork… Congre$$ Mu$t be Back In $e$$ion (1)
- 02: New Year Same as the Old Year (3)
December 2012
- 19: And the Wheel of Blame Lands On… Video Games? (1)
- 18: Sandy Hook Shooting Aftermath: Society, Politics and What Happens Next (5)
- 11: ‘Cause You Gotta Fight… For Your Right… To Work! (7)
November 2012
- 26: How to Lose a Career in Two-and-a-Half Easy Steps (1)
- 22: Breaking News, We Quit! (2)
- 19: Scoreboard: Unions 1, Twinkies 0. With Bonus -18,500 Jobs. (1)
- 15: Threatening the President Via Social Media Guarantees At Least One Friend Follows You (1)
- 13: General Cover-up
- 07: Since the Previous 4 Years Went So Well… (2)
- 05: One More Day… (1)
- 02: Rationality Prevails: NY Marathon Cancelled
October 2012
- 29: Hurricanes, Earthquakes and Tsunamis, Oh My! (1)
- 26: Hype-icane Sandy Upgraded to Category “OMGpanic!” (3)
- 24: Trumped Up Nonsense (1)
- 19: Too Much Candy Really is Bad For You (1)
- 12: Snarky vs. Malarkey (5)
- 03: Replacement Refs to Moderate Presidential Debates (2)
September 2012
- 19: “47% freeloaders”, From a 100% Tool (6)
- 13: Mic’s On, but Mike’s Off… to Sleep (5)
- 10: NY Senator Says: Laundry Detergent Looks too “Delicious” (15)
February 2011
- 26: Faux Phone Call Leaves Governor Fauked (8)
- 21: So, It Turns Out The Middle East is Unstable (1)
- 08: The Star Mangled Banner
- 02: So, About That Global Warming… (1)
January 2011
- 21: They Promised to Waste Time and They’re Sticking to It!
- 18: Oprah Asks Oprah What Makes Her So Great (4)
- 14: Earth Doomed by Year 3000. Everybody Panic! (6)
- 12: Dr. Phil to the Uhh… Rescue? (6)
- 10: Congresswoman Giffords Shot: A Tragic Day for Arizona, the Nation (1)
- 04: Happy New Year! (2)
December 2010
- 30: 2010 Review – Part Two
- 29: 2010 Review – Part One
- 27: 30,000 Calories and Still Eating
- 13: Take Your Chertoff, Soros I Don’t Have to Pat You Down
November 2010
October 2010
- 30: Kid Rock Thinks Someone Other Than Himself Is Defaming the Music Industry
- 28: Jackedsonville
- 25: You Can’t Have Your Facebook and Privacy Too.
- 15: Miner à la Chile: Ingredients, 1 Wife, 1 Mistress, Stir for 2 Months and Serve
- 06: Sure We’ll Out That Fire, That’ll Be $75.
- 02: News: CNN’s Rick Sanchez Fired, Not News: For Saying Something Stupid
September 2010
- 23: Obama Declares “Recession Over”, The 10% Unemployed Beg to Differ
- 14: “Shawty I’ma Only Tell You This Once You the Illest” .. Worst. Song. Ever. (1)
- 10: Kitty Porn?
August 2010
- 26: Who Counterfeits a $1 Bill, Really?! (Best Of MGS)
- 24: California Taxpayers, You Just Got Schooled
- 20: A Nice Refreshing Drink of H-2-OMG!
- 13: Is It Really a Good Idea to Smoke on the Job? “Relax I’m a Doctor”
- 12: In Soviet Russia, Heat Waves You
- 10: “Everything checks out ok…oh except for that plant growing in your lung”
July 2010
June 2010
- 25: She Made An Aggressive Motion On Her Bed
- 22: Oil, If You Don’t Like the Way I’m Runnin’ BP, Yacht to Tell Me
- 18: “I Ruptured My Throat By Blowing Too Hard”
- 11: It Turns Out That Soccer Still Sucks
- 10: “I wouldn’t call it lying, it’s just making up words to describe actions that didn’t happen”
- 08: O! Give Me A Break (Best of MGS)
- 04: I Can’t Wait to Go to Yesterday’s Game
- 03: Armand’oh! Galarrobbeda (2)
May 2010
- 31: I’ll Take “Ingrates” For $2.5 Million, Alex (Best Of MGS)
- 28: It’s Okay, I Have A License to Blog
- 26: I Paid $13 Trillion and All I Got Was This Lousy Government
- 24: “Ninety-six-five, the Geezer, where rock died 40 years ago, as did most of our listeners!”
- 20: God Bless America: Yell at Your Toilet, Earn $19,000 (Best of MGS) (2)
- 18: Protip: If You Run For Political Office, Don’t Lie About Your Military Service
- 10: I Just Wish I Could Have Told Him, In the Living Years
- 04: Go Ahead and Tase Him Bro
April 2010
- 28: The Mystery of High Divorce Rate Solved: Women Are Crazy
- 26: New Vacation Hotspot, North Carolina? (4)
- 23: While Bernie Madoff, the SEC Jackedoff
- 22: ♫ I’m Goin’ Down to South Park, Gonna Leave the M Word Behind ♫
- 20: I Hope That Volcano Bought Enough Carbon Credits
- 14: “Please remain bent over until the captain turns off the gouge passengers sign”
- 12: You Can’t Get A F@#&ing Curse Word On My Show! (2)
- 07: Bitter, Party of D!
- 01: It’s Always the Ones You Least Expect
March 2010
- 31: You Divorce Me, I Pay You…Yep That Seems Fair
- 23: ♫ Our House, In the Middle of Foreclosure ♫
- 17: I Gotta Have More Exorcism!
- 09: Joan Rivers, America’s Gem of the 19th Century
February 2010
- 26: Third Time In Recorded History: Man Dies of Natural Causes in Detroit
- 25: “Now that we’ve made love, there’s something you might want to know about me…”
- 24: You Know It’s a Bad Day When Your Morality is Questioned By a Porn Star
- 19: Joe Stack Attack
- 16: You Couldn’t Pay Me to Live In North Dakota… Or Could You?
- 12: Telling a Patient She’s Fat, That’s a Suin’
- 10: The Who… How About, “The Why?” (3)
- 04: Hillbillilarity
- 02: The Station with More Variety and a Lot Less God
January 2010
- 29: I forgot Chris Matthews Was Dumb Tonight… Wait, No I Didn’t.
- 27: Don’t Whip Out Your dik-shuh-ner-ee In My Classroom
- 22: Social Debtworking (2)
- 19: Avatards
- 18: Pat Robertson True Stories: Haiti, the Devil and the Oppressive Heel of the French
- 13: Obama Saves the Universe!
- 08: This Cop is Really Milking the Situation
- 07: A Thousand Hugs From 10,000 Lightning Bugs… ugh.
- 05: “Honey, Let’s Not Argue Or We’ll Go To Jail.”
December 2009
- 29: Chef MO-L-D
- 28: There’s a Bomb in The Underwear Dear Janet, Dear Janet
- 25: Bah, Humbug! (1)
- 23: Worst Songs of The Decade
- 22: Michael Groff In Exile (1)